Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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