Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
why is half of my head shaved?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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