lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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