Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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