You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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