moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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