that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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