nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think people are normalizing furries
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