its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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