They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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