bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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