Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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