also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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