Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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