She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Panties = found
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
