i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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