fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
smell my finger.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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