It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
COCAINE IS GR8
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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