ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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