dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
