How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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