is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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