try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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