Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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