Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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