Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I intend to get homeless drunk
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I love how my cats smell like pot.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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