went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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