At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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