You're my little dorito
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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