I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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