East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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