Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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