Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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