My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can't turn off my feet"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Randomize
