so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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