Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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