Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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