Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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