i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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