Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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