OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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