I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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