I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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