I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she told me i tasted like america
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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