so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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