Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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