: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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