He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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