Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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