The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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