Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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