Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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